Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try living in a Third-World country, you little pussy!

I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning for the mysterious abdominal pain that I mentioned in my post on Wednesday. I've noticed some swelling also in that general area between my hip bones, which Husband was more than happy to manually confirm.

I know this isn't some weird pregnancy thing, because I am definately not pregnant. I had a visit from Aunt Flo during my trip to San Diego, and the pain had started while I was still there. Despite my best efforts, I didn't get any action on the West Coast, so I can safely rule that possibility out. (And even if it was a possibility, this kind of pain shouldn't be a-happenin' anyways)

Hopefully, they can give me some answers tomorrow. Here are the theories of friends and relatives this far:

1. "It could be a tumor!" (Its nawt uh tumah!)
2. Ovarian cysts
3. Hernia
4. Ulcer
5. Kidney stones, gall stones or gizzard stones
6. Constipation (Which led to the consumption of a stool softener and the comment "There! I pooped! Are you happy now?!")
7. I'm a big, fat hypochondriac (I'm not fat! I'm swollen!)

Any other guesses from the audience? Anybody?