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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Annoyances

I have been feeling like a grump today, and I really can't pin it on anything. Maybe its the low atmospheric pressure from the storm. Here is a short list of the things that have perturbed me today:

  • Rachael Ray... God, can she just stop gesturing with her hands for one blinking second?
  • the 4 foot snake by my front door yesterday. What is it with this South Carolina wildlife? Leave me alone critters! I'm a city slicker, and I'm scared!
  • speaking of scared, this whole Tropical Storm Alberto was freaking me out. My very intelligent South Carolina friends assured me that it won't be a big deal. Still I found it funny/scary that the first named storm since we moved here is passing through my neighborbood. Frankly though, I expected more. Lots of rain... yes. But it isn't even windy... hell, it isn't even breezy right now. And speaking of Alberto...
  • the endless National Alert System notices on the TV. Tornado Watches... Flood Warnings... Water Falling Out of the Sky! Run for your lives! If they preempt Law and Order: SVU one more time, I'm going to kill myself a meteorologist.
  • my addiction to the ellipsis
Alright... that's it for tonight. I'm going to go take a bubble bath to relax and head to bed. Have a good day everyone.

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3 Comments:

At 6/14/2006 7:41 AM, TJ said...

I'm with you on the local weather geeks. Far too much drama.

 
At 6/14/2006 10:03 PM, Paul said...

Ditto what TJ says. The local weathermen and women milk hurricane season for all it is worth.

 
At 6/15/2006 2:48 PM, Jeff said...

Dude, the media needs to be spending some more time informing people about the 4 foot death snakes. What the hell kind of King Kong Skull island did you move yourself to?

 

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