10.06.08

How to Seduce My Husband in Four Easy Steps

Posted in husband, list at 3:22 pm

  1. Wrap your entire mouth over and around a freshly unwrapped Drumstick ice cream treat. (see illustration)
  2. Smile coyly at Husband and say innocently, “What? I like ice cream!”
  3. Wait eight hours until the offspring is in bed.
  4. Profit!

01.26.07

Reasons Why Getting Fired Might Not Be So Bad

Posted in list, work at 2:44 pm