Once Upon a Time...

Of all the silly nonsense,
this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Oh Egypt, I missed thee...

Update: Okay, here we go! New gods are online... Baal, Ihy and Reshep. Also, the goddess Renenutet is online.

<backpedal>I posted the teaser above prior to completing all of my research about her. There does seem to be some connection between Renenutet and the Egyptian princess who adopted Moses. The princess was called Thermuthis by the ancient historian Josephus. Thermuthis is also the name given to Renenutet by the Greeks. (Most of the Egyptian gods are known by their Greekified names, including Osiris, Isis, Horus, Anubis, etc) However, it doesn't look like Renenutet, as Thermuthis, was a Catholic saint.</backpedal>

Oh well...



I don't know if anyone who reads my blog ever checks out my other major online presence, but in case you have, maybe you would like to know that I just updated Ancient Egypt: the Mythology with three new gods and a new home page.

I miss my old home page, with the spiffy JavaScript random image (hit your reload button for a while, it's a can't-miss good time) and the sleek white space. However images and white space don't do nothing for one's search engine rankings. Further, some kind friends pointed out a few shortcomings with a home page that says absolutely nothing to the visitor about the site, where to go, or what to do. So, I fixed that. I will probably do some other tweaks as I try to look at the site with a fresh eye, as opposed to the eye of a mother hen who thinks her child is perfect as-is.

More gods should be popping up soon, including <teaser>an Egyptian goddess who became a Catholic saint!</teaser> Oooo! Controversial!

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Monday, August 14, 2006

Distractions

This will probably be a slow blogging week. I finally found the motivation to finish the re-design/tweaks to Ancient Egypt: the Mythology. Turns out someone put my motivation in Husband's sock drawer. Who knew?

I have a couple of blog posts swirling around in my head, but I want to push through the re-design.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Don't Mess With the Bull...

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! ...I'm superfly T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE!"
Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction
As I've mentioned before, in additon to this website, I also created and maintain Ancient Egypt: the Mythology. While researching a reader's question, I came across a website that is flagrantly, wantonly, egregiously (sorry, theasaurus ran out) plagerizing my content. These assholes did a copy-and-paste job to post my content to their website just so they can make a couple bucks a month off of the 12 Google ads they have littering each webpage.

Let's compare, shall we? I think we shall:

Mine.

Theirs.

Oh. Hell. No.

They couldn't even be bothered to format the content differently???

I did not work on that website for 10 God damned years so that some lazy-ass punks can steal my work and take food out of my kid's mouth.

I sent the thieves an email tonight (worded slightly nicer than this blog post) stating that they better take my work off their website pronto or I will contact Google and let them know that they are violating the terms of the Adsense user agreement. Boo-yah! And you can bet my sweet ass that I will do it too.

Not only that, they also stole content and images from another website that I know well, at least I'm assuming that they did. I emailed the webmaster of that site to give him a heads-up because I am sure he'll want to take action against this also.

Uh, sorry about the language... I'm little peeved right now. Usually, I'm a very sweet person.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

On Ancient Egypt and Race

As you may, or may not know, I am the web-mistress of a little site called "Ancient Egypt: the Mythology." This website has been my baby for almost 10 years now, and it has brought me a lot of joy during that time. It has been a sorely neglected baby for about a year now, but ambitious plans of a re-design, plus the chaos of moving from San Diego, California to South Carolina have both conspired to keep me too unmotivated to put serious work into it. My bad.

I still receive emails frequently about the site. Probably about half of them are questions or comments from kids regarding their schoolwork. "Thanks for your site, I got an 'A' on my report!" That kind of stuff. Given that the web site was originally put together as a school project of my own, those emails warm the cockles of my heart.

The other 50% of messages I get are about the race of the ancient Egyptians. I tried in my FAQ to address those questions, but they keep coming. For the simple, "What race were they?" questions, I simply direct the writer to the FAQ and leave it at that. However, frequently, I get messages like this:
Subject: She was usually portrayed with black skin, although she was not a negro.
From: "GL"
Date: Sun, March 12, 2006 9:58 pm
To: Netjert@egyptianmyths.net

Egypt is in AFRICA GET A CLUE! THE TRUTH IS OUT!
The very intelligent writer is referring to my page about color symbolism in ancient Egyptian art. This page and the FAQ itself seem to get a certain number of people all riled up. If you haven't read it yet, please do. It is quite interesting.

My typical response to messages such as this (and this is one of the nicer ones that I have received) is to lament that they can't afford a keyboard with a working caps lock button and delete the message. What else can I do? My FAQ already addressed the race question. To quote myself, "Ancient Egypt was the most successful and longest lasting civilization on Earth, and it was African." The people who choose to ignore this or misconstrue my words are not going to change their opinion of me or the race of the ancient Egyptians no matter what I reply. In the early years, I actually made some attempts to help them understand where I was coming from, and quickly learned that it is fruitless.

A few days ago, I received the following email (quoted in its entirety):
Subject: Queen Ahmose-Nefertari
From: "Nikki"
Date: Mon, April 17, 2006 6:10 pm
To: Netjert@egyptianmyths.net

I have thoroughly enjoyed reading about the Egyptian myths on your site. I am using information found on your site and other references for a paper I am writing. However, I was a little confused about one term "negro" found in the following:

"One of the few real-life people to be deified, Queen Ahmose-Nefertari was the patroness of the necropolis. She was usually portrayed with black skin, although she was not a negro."

"Negro" (not to be confused with the Spanish negro meaning the color black, etc) is a term "coined" during the slave trade of African slaves to America and other places. It refers specifically to these slaves and their descendant. "Negro" is no longer a politically correct term for usage in educational and or scholarly writings.

So your statement reads that Ahmose-Nefertari ..was not an African-American or a descendent of a member of the Trans-Atlantic slave trade...which of course sounds ridiculous.

Do you mean to say that she is not of African origin? That is slightly different from the offensive "negro" term. Or do you mean to say that she is African but not of the dark-skinned Africans? Or do you mean to say that she is not"Negroid" similar to Caucasoid and Mongoloid which are terms so archaic as to not even be found in common usage in magazines like National Geographic, etc which could find legitimate reasons to use such terms. Or do you mean to say she is not Nubian, from the region known as Nubia?

It is a little unclear in an otherwise excellent website what you are stating Queen Ahmose-Nefertari to not be. My assumption would be you mean to indicate that she is not of African origin or descent. That she is not racially mixed with any of the tribes of Africa. Which I'm sure you could find a clearer way of stating.

Besides that one term, I consider this site to be one of the best I have found so far.

Thank you, Nikki

My first thought when I opened the email was, "Oh here we go again!" But then as I read Nikki's message, I began thinking, "You know what, she has a point. A lot of people do assume the word 'Negro' to have a negative connotation. I certainly didn't intend to offend anybody, but I can see what she means."

The following is my reply to her:
Subject: Re: Queen Ahmose-Nefertari
From: netjert@egyptianmyths.net
Date: Mon, April 17, 2006 9:32 pm
To: "Nikki"

I simply meant that Ahmose-Nefertari was not a sub-Saharan African woman. I could have said that she wasn't a "sub-Saharan African woman," but I'm not sure that would have communicated clearly the point I was making. As the article that I mentioned her in refers to color symbolism in Egyptian art, I was using her depiction in Egyptian art as an example to show that skin color often had nothing to do with "race." Perhaps a better, or more politically correct term, would be "black." Again though, as the article was about colors, I thought that it would have been a confusing choice of words. "She was shown with black skin, although she was not black."

Ahmose-Nefertari was obviously African and of African decent. Egypt is in Africa after all. The clearest and most succinct way I could find to explain that she was not black was with the term negro. No offense is meant to anyone.

Obviously, word choice regarding races is a heated topic, and I appreciate your respectful question. Thank you.

April

I never anticipated that starting a site about ancient Egypt would involve me with issues about race and racism. After all, they lived so long ago, why would anybody care what race they were? I have since learned that there is a movement in the academic world (particularly by African-American scholars) to prove that ancient Egyptians were black and that the classical world (Greece, Rome) stole everything they ever knew from ancient Egypt. A prominent book published in 1987 called Black Athena by Martin Bernal really kick-started this movement. There are several books out there specifically written to to refute his claims. Mr. Bernal wrote a book to refrute their refrutations, and so on.

Without getting into the nitty-gritty, based on the emails I have received, it seems that the motivation behind this school of thought is to prop up the self-esteem of African-Americans. The thinking goes, although stated more eloquently than this:

"Ancient Egyptians were black people. They did awesome stuff! African-Americans are black people! Ergo, we are awesome too!"

Well, first of all, ancient Egyptians weren't black people. Egypt was smack-dab at the crossroads of three continents, Africa, Asia and Europe. All archaelogical studies have shown that physically the Egyptians were a mixture of blacks, whites and Asians. Some Egyptians were more black than others, some were more white than others, and so on. (By black and white, I am speaking of physical characteristics only) But pretty much, they were a mix of everything. Further, the Egyptians themselves felt that they were unique from whites, blacks and Asians. In their eyes, they were something else. They were something better: they were Egyptian. Personally, I think that answer should be good enough for anybody. Let the Egyptians tell you what race they were.

Even if the ancient Egyptians were black, the ancestors of African-Americans were taken (in the worst sense of the word) from west Africa, south of the Sahara, 1,000 years after the ancient Egyptian civilization fell. A claim that African-Americans are descended from the Egyptians just not true.

Now, if African-Americans were not descended from the Egyptians, and I don't think they were, does that mean that African-Americans don't have any ancestors worth to be proud of? Of course not!

Mali (including Timbuktu) and Great Zimbabwe were both fantastic African civilizations built by black people and are worthy of the cultural pride that some African-Americans seem to need.

Further, how about the fantastic accomplishments of African-Americans themselves? African-Americans spent 400 years in slavery, and then were repressed and segregated even after emancipation for another hundred years. But within the past 50 years African-Americans have made unprecedented achievements such as:
  • holding political office in the Senate and the House of Representatives, Secretary of State (including a black woman), governors, mayors and on and on
  • sitting two justices on the Supreme Court
  • winning multiple Academy awards (the incomprarble Sidney Poitier, Whoopi Goldberg, Louis Gossett, Jr. and of course Denzel and Halle.)
  • currently there are four CEOs of Fortune 500 companies
Let's not forget the cultural contributions by African-Americans such as jazz, the blues and hip-hop. Plus, countless amazing black authors and poets such as Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Ralph Ellison and others...

Now that is something to be proud of...

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Streaming

I am suffering a little bit of writer's block at the moment, so I think I'll fall back on that old bit of advice that writers are often given, "Just write!" So here goes my little stream of consciousness.

Okay, I need to plug in my laptop or its going to die in mid-stream. (pun intended)

AFK a sec.

Hey, I'm back!

Yesterday, I spent the morning in a funk. I was snapping at Daughter and Husband and I was being a general prick. The house is mostly in disarray, filled with boxes and all that. When I was a child, my parents' house was nothing but piles and piles of filth and clutter. Whenever my house is dirty and cluttered, it just puts me in a foul mood. It is probably some unconscious reaction to the discomfort I felt during my childhood. I'm not OCD or anything about cleanliness, but I do like everything to be pu...

Oh my gosh...
Daughter is watching Finding Nemo. She is reclining on her pink piggy beanbag chair. Her feet are clan in Elmo slippers and are resting on an antique footstool. The movie is at the part where Marlin and Dory are trapped inside the whale's mouth. Marlin is slapping himself against the whale's tongue. Daughter looked at me just now and said, "Why do I have a tongue?"

Confused, I asked, "You mean, why do whales have tongues?"

While sticking her finger in her mouth, "No, why do I have a tongue?"

"Oh, you have a tongue so you can taste your food."

"No, I really don't like my tongue. Can we go to the store and get me an orange one? I want an orange tongue."
I don't know why, but that just really cracked me up.

So anyways, I am not OCD about cleanliness, but I do like everything to be put away and organized. I just had to get away from the mess, so I went to the grocery store and bought groceries (natch). I splurged a little bit and also got for myself two Cadbury eggs and some Jell-o Pudding Pops. When I returned from the house, it still had not cleaned itself (yes, odd, I know), so I put away the groceries and went to the cigarette store. The lady at the store recognized me and asked me if I wanted a carton of Supers. *siiiigh* That just made me really sad. I'm a regular at a cigarette shop. I told her, "No thanks. I'll just take two packs today."

Yes, I smoked cigarettes yesterday. And well, I smoked today too. I'll reset the clock shortly.

However, after I smoked, I felt quite a bit better and set about cleaning up the house. I completely organized Daughter's room. I put away all of our laundry and the rest of our clothes that was already in boxes. Husband and I put our holiday stuff and suitcases in the attic. I did the dishes and finally put all of my loose recipes in sheet protectors. The house really is starting to come together, and Husband and I were really proud of our progress yesterday. I am hoping I'll finish cleaning up the office today. I also need to bag up the 12 tons of pine needles and leaves that we raked up on Sunday.

Other plans include continuing to update my Egypt site. I created a completely CSS-based template for it and I am slowly importing all the old files into it. Finishing this project will take a while though, because I have like 150 pages of content to import. Blegh. It will be so worth it when I'm done though because then site-wide updates will be a snap.

Okay, I guess that's it for now.

Finding Nemo is over now, and Daughter is dancing to "Beyond the Sea." Honestly, there is nothing more adorable than when she dances.

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Saturday, January 31, 2004

Revenge is Good

Some bitch not only stole an image from Ancient Egypt: the Mythology (my other website), she had the nerve to link to it directly from my server. Thus, every time someone visited her page, it was sucking up my bandwidth.

I emailed her to let her know that the image was copyrighted and she wasn't supposed to use it. But she never responded.

So what is a girl to do??

Well, she might upload a new image to her server with the same name of the image the thief had been using. And if she did that, they result might look a little something like this.

Note: This will only be funny for about a week. After all, she is still sucking my bandwidth so I will be deleting the image soon.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Miscellanea

My sister has some pretty cute little toys on her blog, namely the WeatherPixie and GuestMap. I don't have the Pixie on my site like she does on hers, but I do have it on my computer's desktop so I can check it out whenever I want. The Pixie is really cute because the image changes on the time of day, cloud cover, weather (naturally) and even her clothes change based on the temperatire. It's very kewl. Microsoft's Active Desktop finally is worth something!

As for the GuestMap, I may put one up for this site soon, and maybe even Ancient Egypt: the Mythology soon.

Bad news about my mother-in-law. She is going back to the pokey for parole violation. And this children, is why you shouldn't do drugs. My husband is taking the baby right now to visit her one last time before she turns herself in. I guess I can cut him some slack for the myriad of snotty tissues he's been leaving on the computer desk (he has a cold).

Wanna hear what I had to eat today? Of course you do:

* packet of roasted and salted peanuts
* chicken caesar salad
* two (2) breaded chicken patties
* A mug full of real whipped cream

Shure it doesn't sound healthy... but its on my diet!

Last note: I did a little facelift for my sister's weblog. Why don'cha check it out? Huh? Why not?! Whaddya got to lose?! Hey, get the hell outta here!!

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Sunday, May 18, 2003

Wishes do come true!


Well, my moan from 5/8 has born fruit! My web site, Ancient Egypt: the Mythology is back and kicking ass again! In 24-48 hours it will be at EgyptianMyths.net Until then... the first link will work.

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